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Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I've got a sausage up my nose and beans in my ears. What is wrong with me?

Doctor: I see the problem. You’re not eating properly.

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Riding in my wife's car and there is a high top shoe laying in the street. As she drives by it, in say " missed it by a foot!". My other choice was to say like a sneeze," a shoe!".

2. Why did Karen press Ctrl + Alt + Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager

3. Old McDonald was getting bored at the farm, and decided to start selling clothing to old women.

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4. My buddy has a tattoo that says "Comparison is the thief of joy"

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9. What did the snail say on the turtles back?

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